The comparative similarities & differences between prison and work

A bit of humour to lighten up the day – 

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 8’x10′ cell
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6’x8′ cubicle
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N PRISON you get three meals a day
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal, and you have to pay for it!

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work

IN PRISION a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON you get your own toilet
AT WORK you have to share with the masses

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK you’re discouraged from even speaking to family and friends

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic
AT WORK they are called managers.

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  1. LOL. Posted, Nii-chan! 🙂 Check Ti’s blog out. 🙂




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