Here’s a couple of jokes to keep you awake laughing!

Well, mostly to keep myself awake laughing but you can laugh too, if you get the jokes that is…

Some boys are really mischievious smart-alecks. Some door-to-door salesmen are, sadly IQ-challeneged. Consider this: One day, a door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?” The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, “What do you think?”

Of course, that door-to-door salesman cannot be compared to this Navy captain!: Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course ten degrees east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, ten degrees west.” Angry the captain sends: “I’m a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!” “I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.” Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!” There’s one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.” You can only wonder how much he paid his way to that position! Much like many of our young drivers on the road, eh?

But wait, here’s another good one I got to tell you: A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.” Poor college graduates!

That’s all for now! Hope you had a ball of a time! I am! 😀

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